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Jay: She had me. There was no way I could win. I knew it. I’m just glad she didn’t know it yet.
Gloria: Two moves. And then *makes cut-throat sound*  I’m a very good chess player. But I’m a better wife.

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adocica:

I’m gonna pull time apart for you.

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“I’m sure Peter would love to come.”

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